Voluptuous: A nicer term for “Fat”
Written on Thursday, 18 of March, 2010 at 6:38 am
I recently enrolled in a fast weight loss program. One of those that you see on an infomercial and would otherwise have completely ignored – but, due to my sorry and insecure state, I enrolled out of desperation. The reason for potentially fantastic waste of money is that I recently asked a good friend of mine to hook me up with her brother – who is quite a stud. He asked for a picture and she ended up showing him my profile on Facebook. When asked what he thought he said, and I quote, “I’m not into volutpuous women”.
Voluptuous? Now I’ve been called a lot of things before – “cute” being the most common description – but voluptuous? To me that’s just another word for “fat”. I enrolled in that fast weight loss program immediately. The next time he sees me he’s going to regret not choosing to call me. He’ll probably be married and have a beer belly and 3 kids by then, but I guarantee that compared to me, his wife will be more than a little “voluptuous”.
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