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Barcode Cutie

Written on Sunday, 7 of February, 2010 at 12:09 am

Kylie had done a stupid tattoo. He placed it on top of his nipple. It has been the most-number-one-thing-to-make-fun-of. He tattooed a bar code. Out of millions of designs out there, the stupid fucker decided to get a bar code. Every time we’d hit a convenience store or a supermarket, I’d get the barcode scanner and make fun of him.

He got the tattoo when he was 14 thinking it was cool cause everyone else is doing it. Now, he’s thinking of getting it redone with another design. I mean here’s the thing, it’s not just a barcode on top of his nipple. He has the word “cutie” done under it.

I swear to god, I’ve never seen him topless in the beach. Even his gf finds it hilarious. The poor guy probably makes love to her in a shirt. He asked my sister to make him a couple of designs that can cover up the stupid tat. None of it so far became something he can really identify with.
He’s already 29, that’s 15 years of enduring that tat. I hope he gets something done about it soon.

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